wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
what does the Devil say when he finds something funny?
Hell O L
That was hell-arious
Im the one who makes the jokes around here
"no homo," i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist
why the fuck are so many people tagging this as sherlock
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
people who skip through dialogue and cutscenes in new games
and then they get all angry when they don’t know what’s going on or what they’re supposed to do.
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before me bitches i am your queen
|—||"Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)|
me every time I actually leave the house to do something social.
That is entirely accurate.
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
Whether it was joking or serious. I’m doing a project for school about how these words have slipped Into society’s everyday vocabulary and why they need to be taken more seriously. Please reblog I need to know.